Ho ho ho
Lyrics
I'm Dreaming Of A Sh*te Christmas
I hope I do better out of Christmas this year
Than I done in Christmases past
For years and years all that I got out of it
Was just kind of like a kick in the ass
I saw this and I thought of you right away,
See, you always remind me of cheap tat
But don't worry man, see I kept the receipt
If you're going to want to bring it on back
I'm dreaming of snow, I'm dreaming in white
Twenty below and that's fahrenheit
Thanks for the frankincense, thanks for the myrrh
I know that that gold don't come cheap
But hey little drummer boy please keep it down
Can't you see that the child's trying to sleep
He's dreaming of snow, he's dreaming in white
The bright blessed day, the dark sacred night
He is dreaming in green, he's dreaming in red
Creatures not seen outside his own head
Santa ain't stopping down my way this evening
He's got better places to be
Jesus is having a big birthday party
But he never invited me
I'm dreaming of snow, I'm dreaming in red
Creatures obscene outside my own head
I am dreaming in green, I'm dreaming in white
The bright blessed day, the dark sacred night